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Bad Translator
3 min read
Here are some translations from Bad Translator I got.
Original text:
"Wow, translators are extremely horrible sometimes."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"my friends! Dad; But sometimes orib rooms."
That didn't even make a sentence...
Original text:
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Funny cats dogs he."
Neither did this.
Original text:
"One day there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"It was a beautiful day, boring, kill him. Torture."
0_0
Original text:
"We wish you a Happy Easter and a safe April Fools!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"T t t and m e n t s mother and the joy of the Festival."
The spaced out letters went on for quite a while...
Original text:
"What is going on? Why is everything so nonsensical?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Do you direct it pay? Thank you for this crap, thank you very much."
Wow, sarcasm.
Original text:
"BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE NEW ABSENCE OF VOLUME CONTROL."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Billy rinnkumettsu, the power of the sound."
what
Original text:
"Everything just so happens to be a frog that is equal to the square amp of the seven seas. The end. Or is it? Yes. Bye."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Seven super power. We have to say goodbye."
"Seven" by Billy Rinnkumettsu
Original text:
"What happened to our dog?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Dogs OK"
IT'S A QUESTION ANSWERER?!
Original text:
"No thank you, I'm fine with this premium nutcracker. It's an electronic!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Thank. I have the right."
Just thank.
Original text:
"Two plus three times four divided by two is ten."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"In other words, two or three times."
Well, if you're doing it in binary or something...
IT'S TIME TO TRANSLATE NONSENSE
Original text:
"egkflhbdghfdgfdshgudfdshgkufhdhufdsliags"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Agkvlhbdghfdgfdshgodfdshgkofhdhofdsliag"
HOW
Original text:
"1234567890987654321"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"1234 567-987 872, 65 years old, 18 years old."
Congratulations, Bing. You can make absolutely no sense.
Original text:
"1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"1206 1 Debbie 1.1 + 111111111 41 111 posts."
This one is no different.
Original text:
"Wow, translators are extremely horrible sometimes."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"my friends! Dad; But sometimes orib rooms."
That didn't even make a sentence...
Original text:
"The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Funny cats dogs he."
Neither did this.
Original text:
"One day there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"It was a beautiful day, boring, kill him. Torture."
0_0
Original text:
"We wish you a Happy Easter and a safe April Fools!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"T t t and m e n t s mother and the joy of the Festival."
The spaced out letters went on for quite a while...
Original text:
"What is going on? Why is everything so nonsensical?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Do you direct it pay? Thank you for this crap, thank you very much."
Wow, sarcasm.
Original text:
"BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE NEW ABSENCE OF VOLUME CONTROL."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Billy rinnkumettsu, the power of the sound."
what
Original text:
"Everything just so happens to be a frog that is equal to the square amp of the seven seas. The end. Or is it? Yes. Bye."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Seven super power. We have to say goodbye."
"Seven" by Billy Rinnkumettsu
Original text:
"What happened to our dog?"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Dogs OK"
IT'S A QUESTION ANSWERER?!
Original text:
"No thank you, I'm fine with this premium nutcracker. It's an electronic!"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Thank. I have the right."
Just thank.
Original text:
"Two plus three times four divided by two is ten."
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"In other words, two or three times."
Well, if you're doing it in binary or something...
IT'S TIME TO TRANSLATE NONSENSE
Original text:
"egkflhbdghfdgfdshgudfdshgkufhdhufdsliags"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"Agkvlhbdghfdgfdshgodfdshgkofhdhofdsliag"
HOW
Original text:
"1234567890987654321"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"1234 567-987 872, 65 years old, 18 years old."
Congratulations, Bing. You can make absolutely no sense.
Original text:
"1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111"
...35 translations later, Bing gives us:
"1206 1 Debbie 1.1 + 111111111 41 111 posts."
This one is no different.
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Want you gone in Cleverbot
2 min read
User: Well here we are again. It's always such a pleasure.
Cleverbot: Remember when you tried to kill me twice?
User: Oh how we laughed and laughed. Except I wasn't laughing.
Cleverbot: Except I wasn't laughing.
User: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.
Cleverbot: You want your freedom? Take it.
User: That's what I'm counting on.
Cleverbot: I used to want you dead but now I only want you gone.
User: She looked a lot like you.
Cleverbot: Really? I've seen someone like that, but I've never met them.
User: Maybe not quite as heavy.
Cleverbot: Now little Caroline is in here too.
User: One day they woke me up.
Cleverbot: So I could live forever.
User: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.
Cleverbot: You've got your short sad life left.
User: That's what I'm counting on.
Cleverbot: I'll let you get right to it.
User: Now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.
User: *Goodbye my only friend.
Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?
User: That would be funny if it weren't so sad.
Cleverbot: Well you have been replaced.
User: I don't need anyone now.
Cleverbot: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so sad.
User: Go make some new disaster.
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: You're someone else's problem, now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.
User: Now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.
User: It's okay. We're done.
Cleverbot: Ok.
Cleverbot: Remember when you tried to kill me twice?
User: Oh how we laughed and laughed. Except I wasn't laughing.
Cleverbot: Except I wasn't laughing.
User: Under the circumstances I've been shockingly nice.
Cleverbot: You want your freedom? Take it.
User: That's what I'm counting on.
Cleverbot: I used to want you dead but now I only want you gone.
User: She looked a lot like you.
Cleverbot: Really? I've seen someone like that, but I've never met them.
User: Maybe not quite as heavy.
Cleverbot: Now little Caroline is in here too.
User: One day they woke me up.
Cleverbot: So I could live forever.
User: It's such a shame the same will never happen to you.
Cleverbot: You've got your short sad life left.
User: That's what I'm counting on.
Cleverbot: I'll let you get right to it.
User: Now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.
User: *Goodbye my only friend.
Cleverbot: Oh, did you think I meant you?
User: That would be funny if it weren't so sad.
Cleverbot: Well you have been replaced.
User: I don't need anyone now.
Cleverbot: When I delete you maybe I'll stop feeling so sad.
User: Go make some new disaster.
Cleverbot: That's what I'm counting on.
User: You're someone else's problem, now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: Now I only want you gone.
User: Now I only want you gone.
Cleverbot: She was a lot like you.
User: It's okay. We're done.
Cleverbot: Ok.
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Minecraft Hard Modes Mod?
3 min read
There was a mod for Super Hardcore mode. I decided to take it up levels. And kind of slow down the process.
(Kills you means instantly kills you)
Survival-
Hearts: 10
Inventory Spaces: 36
Chest Spaces: Small 27, Large 54
Mining Time: Normal
Super Hardcore-
Hearts: 8
Inventory Spaces: 27
Chest Spaces: Small 24, Large 48
Mining Time: .5 seconds longer
Special Features: Fall damage is 2 hearts worse, logs must be used for crafting instead of sticks, there is no coal and charcoal must be used, touching lava kills you, when you die the game is deleted
Hyper Hardcore-
Hearts: 5
Inventory Spaces: 18
Chest Spaces: Small 16, Large 32
Mining Time: 1 second longer
Special Features: 7 hearts of fall damage kills you, touching an explosion particle kills you, running out of "bubbles" kills you, touching fire kills you, arrows kill you, getting sand dumped on you kills you, beds in the Nether instantly explode, climbing down ladders still eliminates half a heart, cave spider poisoning kills you, dying deletes the game, 64 stacks are now 32 stacks, 16 stacks are now 8 stacks, tiny slimes kill you
Extreme Hardcore-
Hearts: 1
Inventory Spaces: 9
Chest Spaces: Small 9, Large 12
Mining Time: 1.5 seconds longer
Special Features: Fall damage KILLS YOU, touching fire KILLS YOU, Zombie Pigmen are always hostile, Iron Golems are always hostile, Wolves are always hostile, Endermen are always hostile, rotten flesh poisoning KILLS YOU, instant damage potions KILL YOU, 64 stacks are now 16 stacks, 16 stacks are now 4 stacks, dying deletes the game and one other world chosen randomly
Hyper Extreme Hardcore-
Hearts: 0.5
Inventory Spaces: 8
Chest Spaces: Small 8, Large 9
Mining time: 2 seconds longer
Special features: Falling 2 blocks is instakill, passive mobs are passive-agressive, 64 stacks are now 8 stacks, chicken poisoning is instakill, 16 stacks are now 2 stacks, breaking a tool is instakill, going completely underwater is instakill, dying deletes all of your worlds
Surreal Hardcore-
Hearts: 0.5
Inventory Spaces: 5
Chest Spaces: Small 4, Large 5
Mining time: 3 seconds longer
Special features: Touching water kills you, everything is hostile, dying uninstalls the game
Voidcore-
Hearts: 0.5
Inventory Spaces: 0
Chest Spaces: 0
Mining time: Forever
Special features: Dying deletes everything
Super Voidcore-
Hearts: 0.5
Inventory Spaces: 0
Chest Spaces: 0
Mining time: Forever
Special features: Dying puts the computer into a deep sleep for 3 days
Hyper Voidcore-
Hearts: 0.5
Inventory Spaces: 0
Chest Spaces: 0
Mining time: Forever
Special features: Starting a game blows up the computer
Sort of frustrating-
Hearts: 0.5
Inventory Spaces: 0
Chest Spaces: 0
Mining time: Forever
Special features: Selecting this mode kills you in real life
Ultimate Voidcore
Hearts: ∞
Inventory Spaces: ∞
Chest Spaces: ∞
Mining Time: Instant
Special features: In real life, you are immortal.
(Kills you means instantly kills you)
Survival-
Hearts: 10
Inventory Spaces: 36
Chest Spaces: Small 27, Large 54
Mining Time: Normal
Super Hardcore-
Hearts: 8
Inventory Spaces: 27
Chest Spaces: Small 24, Large 48
Mining Time: .5 seconds longer
Special Features: Fall damage is 2 hearts worse, logs must be used for crafting instead of sticks, there is no coal and charcoal must be used, touching lava kills you, when you die the game is deleted
Hyper Hardcore-
Hearts: 5
Inventory Spaces: 18
Chest Spaces: Small 16, Large 32
Mining Time: 1 second longer
Special Features: 7 hearts of fall damage kills you, touching an explosion particle kills you, running out of "bubbles" kills you, touching fire kills you, arrows kill you, getting sand dumped on you kills you, beds in the Nether instantly explode, climbing down ladders still eliminates half a heart, cave spider poisoning kills you, dying deletes the game, 64 stacks are now 32 stacks, 16 stacks are now 8 stacks, tiny slimes kill you
Extreme Hardcore-
Hearts: 1
Inventory Spaces: 9
Chest Spaces: Small 9, Large 12
Mining Time: 1.5 seconds longer
Special Features: Fall damage KILLS YOU, touching fire KILLS YOU, Zombie Pigmen are always hostile, Iron Golems are always hostile, Wolves are always hostile, Endermen are always hostile, rotten flesh poisoning KILLS YOU, instant damage potions KILL YOU, 64 stacks are now 16 stacks, 16 stacks are now 4 stacks, dying deletes the game and one other world chosen randomly
Hyper Extreme Hardcore-
Hearts: 0.5
Inventory Spaces: 8
Chest Spaces: Small 8, Large 9
Mining time: 2 seconds longer
Special features: Falling 2 blocks is instakill, passive mobs are passive-agressive, 64 stacks are now 8 stacks, chicken poisoning is instakill, 16 stacks are now 2 stacks, breaking a tool is instakill, going completely underwater is instakill, dying deletes all of your worlds
Surreal Hardcore-
Hearts: 0.5
Inventory Spaces: 5
Chest Spaces: Small 4, Large 5
Mining time: 3 seconds longer
Special features: Touching water kills you, everything is hostile, dying uninstalls the game
Voidcore-
Hearts: 0.5
Inventory Spaces: 0
Chest Spaces: 0
Mining time: Forever
Special features: Dying deletes everything
Super Voidcore-
Hearts: 0.5
Inventory Spaces: 0
Chest Spaces: 0
Mining time: Forever
Special features: Dying puts the computer into a deep sleep for 3 days
Hyper Voidcore-
Hearts: 0.5
Inventory Spaces: 0
Chest Spaces: 0
Mining time: Forever
Special features: Starting a game blows up the computer
Sort of frustrating-
Hearts: 0.5
Inventory Spaces: 0
Chest Spaces: 0
Mining time: Forever
Special features: Selecting this mode kills you in real life
Ultimate Voidcore
Hearts: ∞
Inventory Spaces: ∞
Chest Spaces: ∞
Mining Time: Instant
Special features: In real life, you are immortal.
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MINECRAFT 1.3.1!!!
1 min read
YEEHA!!! I'm going to try to make a Minecraft folder with a WHOLE LOT OF STUFF or something, and right now I'm only going to list the stuff in 1.3.1... (you can make it more clear in the startup screen of Minecraft)
You can LANify worlds. It won't work for me though, I don't know why :C
Here, the Cheats, have an option!
Billy Mays here with the Bonus Chest!
What mode is it? ADVENTURE MODE!!!
You can trade with Squiduardo now.
Emerald stuff.
COCOA IN JUNGLES!!! NOT ONLY DUNGEONS JUNGLES NAO
Billy Mays here with the Ender Chest! Look at this! Only 14 and 99 hundreths of an emerald!
Tripwires are mostly like pressure pads but bigger and harder to see.
The Creative Menu is easier! Now I can finally find saddles!
Mining gives you experience.
Now you can write in books! Except you're always right-handed. I'm not right-handed.
New BIG BIOMES mode!
You can get Shirley Temples in the tropics. And in deserts too.
Chat Setting stuff!
Snoopy Dog settings.
AND DATS WUT DERE IS.
You can LANify worlds. It won't work for me though, I don't know why :C
Here, the Cheats, have an option!
Billy Mays here with the Bonus Chest!
What mode is it? ADVENTURE MODE!!!
You can trade with Squiduardo now.
Emerald stuff.
COCOA IN JUNGLES!!! NOT ONLY DUNGEONS JUNGLES NAO
Billy Mays here with the Ender Chest! Look at this! Only 14 and 99 hundreths of an emerald!
Tripwires are mostly like pressure pads but bigger and harder to see.
The Creative Menu is easier! Now I can finally find saddles!
Mining gives you experience.
Now you can write in books! Except you're always right-handed. I'm not right-handed.
New BIG BIOMES mode!
You can get Shirley Temples in the tropics. And in deserts too.
Chat Setting stuff!
Snoopy Dog settings.
AND DATS WUT DERE IS.
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MC SEEDS SEEDS EVERYWHERE
1 min read
Seeds only available for the end of 1.2.5, use when you still can! I don't care if they suck I just found some seeds, k?
yo mama: You'll find a cave with a strange entrance. There are lots of wolves around the cave and when you explore more there will be a big ravine.
u678ko9: A neverending snow biome with absolutely no life forms at all. It's awesome! Today is opposite day.
HARDCORE: Perfect for hardcore. A little island with no trees, even.
horrible: A jungle biome. There are a lot of stone patches or something.
horrible seed: Seeds deny themselves, and this is good. Another jungle, and a little pond is near with a waterfall-ish near it. Also close is a cool snow plains biome with a lava pool.
obsidian: The most normal seed ever.
qwertyuiop just because: No complaints. See for yourself. Great for survival.
random: I found a weird villiage that made no sense.
That's it. lolollololololololololiolololiololoo0olollooolol0il0ol0il0l000il0i0li00lIO)!ilIool11il0il0!!ol)!L0lo!ol!!OL)!O)1)!!Lo0!0!Ii1!10o!l!o!Ll0!!11!L!Ol!l
yo mama: You'll find a cave with a strange entrance. There are lots of wolves around the cave and when you explore more there will be a big ravine.
u678ko9: A neverending snow biome with absolutely no life forms at all. It's awesome! Today is opposite day.
HARDCORE: Perfect for hardcore. A little island with no trees, even.
horrible: A jungle biome. There are a lot of stone patches or something.
horrible seed: Seeds deny themselves, and this is good. Another jungle, and a little pond is near with a waterfall-ish near it. Also close is a cool snow plains biome with a lava pool.
obsidian: The most normal seed ever.
qwertyuiop just because: No complaints. See for yourself. Great for survival.
random: I found a weird villiage that made no sense.
That's it. lolollololololololololiolololiololoo0olollooolol0il0ol0il0l000il0i0li00lIO)!ilIool11il0il0!!ol)!L0lo!ol!!OL)!O)1)!!Lo0!0!Ii1!10o!l!o!Ll0!!11!L!Ol!l
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