Minecraft Diary- Day 5: Clumsy, Lag, and Louis

Day 5
Opening the game again, I see that it runs at 0.1 frames per second. I try to pause to edit the graphics. I had it at Max FPS, hilariously, and I changed the settings and went back to the game. I see another creeper, and it doesn't drop anything, again. I had no sword to hit it with; I wore it out completely. I went back to my homeland to make a new wolf, just so. Swimming back to the forest, I see a squid. I stand on the ice and watch the beautiful creature drift across the lake. I remembered how to find the wolves, but I found out that it's even easier than I thought: the wolves are behind my house. I feed another wolf the same amount of bones I fed Clumsy: two. I named him Lag since he went so far behind. After going inside to craft a stone sword since I was out of iron, I went to slay some pigs to get pork. I waited for the wolves to settle down. I gave Lag my meat, and he was ecstatic like Clumsy after I fed him all of my pork after he fell in the hole two times. Then I fed Clumsy; they ran behind the tree. Out from behind the tree came three wolves; Clumsy, Lag, and a little one. The little wolf had a very large head, as large as his body. I named it Louis. I have a real dog named Louis, who is very small indeed. I see that Louis is very hungry, and I gather more pork for him. I go to my house and down into my mine to make my pets teleport. Clumsy was difficult while I tried to get up; I had to push her a lot. Upstairs, I go outside and extend my house. Then, I finally feed Louis. I just ran out of pork again.